Then I saw this crazy woman strutting across my
soybean field where I just spread out all the manure.
She comes up to me with this big ole gummy smile and
says to me, "Jerry Wayne, I'm Mary, the Mother of
Jesus and I have a message from my son." I says to
her, "I don't care if you're Miss Patsy Cline herself,
resurrected from the dead, you ain't got no business
being on my land!"
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